Total Medals Earned: 379 (From 78 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,325 Points
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/215 points)
Clobber a civilian, and feel good about doing it.
Send an Armored Truck off the deep end.
Survive the wrath of Jesus without hitting a single Zombie...
...or hell, hit every single one.
Score an Unstoppable kill combo with the pistol.
Survive past Wave 10, into the Impossible Zone.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Defeat the boss and win the game!
Medals Earned: 5/10 (30/175 points)
Unlock your first door or elevator
Slay the Savior
Turn a wall into a door
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Kill the Clown
Finish the game
Finish the game with 100% map explored
Medals Earned: 6/6 (290/290 points)
Eliminate 3 targets
Eliminate 25 targets
Eliminate 50 targets
Eliminate 100 targets
Eliminate all targets
???
Medals Earned: 11/16 (220/480 points)
Don't kill any traitors or cowards in Mission 1A.
[Career] Kill 50 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Easy Difficulty
[Career] Kill 200 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 350 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 1000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 2000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 600 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 9001 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 5000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Normal Difficulty
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty
Find Jesus's hidden blade in Story Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty without playing Hank.
[Career] Kill 53,594 enemies in Arena Mode (Pfffft Good Luck!)
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/265 points)
Eliminate 5 infected
Eliminate 10 infected
Complete 5 levels
Eliminate 25 infected
Complete all levels
Eliminate 50 infected
Eliminate 80 infected
Medals Earned: 2/12 (10/400 points)
Why do I punish myself?
Play "Make it as an Artist"
Follow me on Newgrounds
Follow me on Twitter.
...
They hide in your brush, you just have to push 'em out.
FILLING YOUR FAME METER to finally MAKE IT as an Artist.
Paint your masterpiece.
Medals Earned: 6/8 (75/150 points)
Pass the first stage of the Castle
Eat the meat off of a werewolf
Pick up the ability to imbue your fists with fire
Pass the Second stage of the Castle
Pass the fourth stage of the Castle
Absorb enough meat to become a Meaty Boner
Get into a fight with the big giant floating head thingy!
Pass the fifth stage of the Castle
Medals Earned: 5/8 (90/200 points)
Build the robot from Epic 2.
Build the robot from Brawl Royale.
Build the robot from Epic 1.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/180 points)
Look at the credits
Get peak horniness
Pace yourself well enough to get a score of 10,000 or greater.
See your name in the Hall Of Shame